Top 10 Reasons to Date an EMT
Just something I came across on facebook, gave me a laugh.
10 ) We are used to staying up all night
9 ) We are good with multiple partners
8 ) We are experts in mouth to mouth
7 ) We are the best in rapid clothing removal
6 ) We have our own multi-positional bed
5 ) We shock the socks off you
4 ) We always come when we are called
3 ) We are prepared for any rhythm
2 ) We are familiar with Latex and restraints
And the 1 reason to date an EMT…
1 ) Anytime, anywhere, anyway you need us!
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