Top 10 Reasons to Date an EMT

Just something I came across on facebook, gave me a laugh.

10 ) We are used to staying up all night

9 ) We are good with multiple partners

8 ) We are experts in mouth to mouth

7 ) We are the best in rapid clothing removal

6 ) We have our own multi-positional bed

5 ) We shock the socks off you

4 ) We always come when we are called

3 ) We are prepared for any rhythm

2 ) We are familiar with Latex and restraints

And the 1 reason to date an EMT…
1 ) Anytime, anywhere, anyway you need us!


January 4, 2008 - Posted by | EMT, humor

1 Comment »

  1. Well, well, well, I got a little jealousy with you

    Comment by Tutuk | January 4, 2008 | Reply

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