I’m the new bitch.

* Prael got bored, http://stumpwm.antidesktop.net/cgi-bin/wiki?action=history;id=FAQ
<male> Congratulations, you're the new Wiki bitch.
<male> Erm. I mean, Wiki editor.
<Prael> lol

Top 10 Reasons to Date an EMT

Just something I came across on facebook, gave me a laugh.

10 ) We are used to staying up all night

9 ) We are good with multiple partners

8 ) We are experts in mouth to mouth

7 ) We are the best in rapid clothing removal

6 ) We have our own multi-positional bed

5 ) We shock the socks off you

4 ) We always come when we are called

3 ) We are prepared for any rhythm

2 ) We are familiar with Latex and restraints

And the 1 reason to date an EMT…
1 ) Anytime, anywhere, anyway you need us!

Emergency Medical Technician – Basic

EMT-Basic Application Summary:
Application Confirmation ID: xxxxxxxxxx
Application Created: 11/15/2007 4:14:00 PM (CST)

Authorization To Test Delayed
Your Application to Test process is almost complete but the NREMT is unable to submit a request for an Authorization to Test to Pearson/Vue. The State of Kentucky requires successful completion and verification of your Practical Skills which has not been electronically submitted to the NREMT by the state office.

Once that verification is received by the NREMT, please allow 1 to 2 business days for the Authorization to Test to be issued. At that time, you will be able to print your Confirmation Letter from this web page which will instruct you as to the action necessary in order to schedule your test with Peason/Vue.

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I had started the class in mid August, and passed it on Dec. 6th. I’ve been staring at this since December 8th. That’s the day we took the practicals for the actual license. Ever since then I’ve just been checking every day, seeing this every day, taunting me, driving me mad. But *finally* today, it wasn’t there anymore. It let me schedule my license exam. I’ll be taking it Jan. 10th at 14:00, so I have just under a week to cram like hell so I can pass it, so I can wait another 6 weeks for it to actually be mailed to me, so I can make the same money I would flipping burgers (I’m not kidding).

But then, it’s still better than selling my soul one super size at a time.

Google loves me.

So it’s 3AM, I’m sitting here poking through cl-irc’s sources, and I come across an eliza bot amongst the examples. Nifty.
While playing around with it (I wonder if I could make it a bit more flexible by reimplementing it using cl-ppcre?) I got to thinking, I wonder if there’s a Last.FM group for StumpWM users? So I hit Google and type in “last.fm stumpwm” and what do I see? My previous (LJ) blog about cl-audioscrobbler is the 4th result LOL.

And now at 5:35AM, it has moved down to 5th place, replaced by this post about it being 4th… LOL.

And as of Jan 6th, this is now the top result for both “stumpwm audioscrobbler” and “stumpwm last.fm”.
Probably a good time to mention that I’ve started the group.